May 2012
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
that awkward moment when you find out something...
my whole life has now been changed…
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
artninja-mcrockviking:
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….
Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like.
These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
I will be saying...
Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
The awkward moment when you realise you are a...
mygirlrachel:
Call Me Maybe - Nick Santino on...
how the fuck do some people get...
where’s the logic in the situation that I’m a terrible child because I won’t give my mom my password for my amazon account, that has my card on it that I use to pay for things. I now have the disappointment of my parents on me because I won’t do this. 63 days till college
